Students in Cherokee County got a whole lot of salt with their snow yesterday. The genius behind the district's
spent an afternoon mercilessly -- and hilariously -- trolling frustrated students who wanted to know if school was canceled.
I hope your language class is English. And you need to go. As often as possible.
— Cherokee Co. Schools (@CherokeeSchools) January 6, 2017
Despite the savage exchanges, school went on as usual on Friday. And we've gotta say, some of these exchanges make up for it. Sorry, Cherokee fam:
There were some outrageous offers:
Wow. I'm flattered, but not really looking for that kind of relationship right now.
— Cherokee Co. Schools (@CherokeeSchools) January 6, 2017
Some half-hearted attempts at deception:
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Uh, that's definitely not Cherokee County. So you should be fine. Unless you're transferring to the Himalayas or something.
— Cherokee Co. Schools (@CherokeeSchools) January 6, 2017
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Those poor ice cubes. They were meant for so much more.
— Cherokee Co. Schools (@CherokeeSchools) January 6, 2017
Outright bribes:
$1?? Who do you think I am, McDonalds?
— Cherokee Co. Schools (@CherokeeSchools) January 6, 2017
I do love Starburst. But no.
— Cherokee Co. Schools (@CherokeeSchools) January 6, 2017
Is that really all I'm worth to you. Bye, Felicia.
— Cherokee Co. Schools (@CherokeeSchools) January 6, 2017
Some sick burns:
Like no. And do your homework.
— Cherokee Co. Schools (@CherokeeSchools) January 6, 2017
I have the club for you: drama. It's so you.
— Cherokee Co. Schools (@CherokeeSchools) January 6, 2017
We're not tryna, but we're monitoring conditions and forecasts to see if we hafta.
— Cherokee Co. Schools (@CherokeeSchools) January 6, 2017
And one final, glorious message for students before the weekend:
Glad our students are home safe & ready for a weekend of milk sandwiches. Stay tuned for any updates. And maybe a little salt. #SafeCherokee
— Cherokee Co. Schools (@CherokeeSchools) January 6, 2017
Thanks for keeping it real, Cherokee County.
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